DinosaurAbuse
Im Laura, Hi
My name is Laura and basically, I blog about anything weird. I have a distressing obsession with sloths. Sloths.
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dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

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ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

12 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |1,319,556 notes

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

16 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |181,617 notes

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

16 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |71,405 notes

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |67,041 notes
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crazyassblackgirlgifs:

fUCK

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |47,077 notes

jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |5,641 notes
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weloveshortvideos:

When your crush texts you to come over

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |334 notes
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kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |190,937 notes

alohandro:

image

3 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |708,919 notes
muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

3 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |117,204 notes
luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

3 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |214,307 notes
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unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |310,908 notes